Why must every place I need to go today have to be closed on Monday's? Seriously why not Tuesday's?
Just like me to wait until the last minute to do stuff though.
Deacon's barber – closed today. What is two more weeks with crazy big hair?
Driver's license place to renew – closed today. My license will expire on 5/6 while I'm in Haiti. Not like I didn't get a letter from them 2 months ago reminding me of this!