Why must every place I need to go today have to be closed on Monday's?  Seriously why not Tuesday's?

Just like me to wait until the last minute to do stuff though.

Deacon's barber – closed today.  What is two more weeks with crazy big hair?

Driver's license place to renew – closed today.  My license will expire on 5/6 while I'm in Haiti.  Not like I didn't get a letter from them 2 months ago reminding me of this!