Dear lady at the pizza place where Aaron recently picked up our order to-go:

You are so nice and probably have a really sweet heart, but I would appreciate it if you would keep your “hearts” to yourself.  My husband doesn't need your extra hearts!  I give him plenty of hearts and would appreciate if you would save your hearts for the single men that come in.  They need your hearts, not my father-of-four husband!

Thank you,